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To: United States Delegation UNSC
From: US State Department
Subject: Kim Jong II
Please note that we have reason to believe that allegations of Kim Jong II's illness may be completely false. Word has reached Paris that North Korean diplomatic documents are using "illness" as a codeword, indicating that it may have a secondary meaning. This may be a ploy designed to inflame US and Japan into a state of military readiness on the peninsula and precipitate an unnecessary conflict. Kim may be attempting to simply get the West strike first, justifying any "retaliation" movements.
