Muslim Brotherhood Takes Charge

In the Arab League today, Egypt government is resettled. The Muslim Brotherhood has taken over, the new leader, Ahmed Al Moslah, and his military attaché, ‘Majid the disturbed’, announced to the delegates in the Arab League that the old leader has been “dealt with”. The new leader also stated that any idea of sending in troops to Egypt should be scratched, or “you will pay the price for this”.

When asked by their “brother from Palestine” how the old leader was “dealt with”, Al Moslah replied “That’s none of your business.” He said that the new regime would bring prosperity and success and trade to Egypt and invited Arab League nations to trade with the new Islamic Republic of Egypt. When asked about the elections to be held in September, he said “Elections? What are those?”

When asked what will happen to the peace treaty with Israel by the delegate of Kuwait, Al Moslah asked back “What do you think will happen to the treaty with Kuwait now that the Muslim Brotherhood has taken over?” When asked whether Egypt would go to war with Israel, he said that “It’s confidential.”

The delegate of Lebanon congratulated the new government in Egypt, and Al Moslah , in turn, asked the Arab League to take Lebanon as a role model. He said that the new government’s policies towards the west will be seen in the following years and that for now the Arab League would be their brothers, and would remain so until they decide that the west were greater allies than their brothers in Egypt.

Al Moslah also said that they do not need US financial aid to the Egyptian military. The new military attaché, he said, would handle all political problems and dissidents with his “skills’. The military attaché said that “all infidels will be punished”.

When asked how nations will know there is prosperity in Egypt, the new leader shouted “You will know there is prosperity in Egypt when we tell you there is.”

The new leaders left the Arab League with a lot of questions still remaining in the air and little clarity on issues like democracy, economic and political reform. 

-Mathew Nevin THOMAS
Edited by Mehmet YILDIZ